Finally getting the shits.

New Dehli, 20-05-1994. Like everything else in India getting things done can and usually is a major hassle, even more so when it is official stuff. Never mind the official stuff in this case entails a Thai visa. This is India and not Thailand and the employees at the embassy are local so something that should only take a day and a minium of paperwork takes at least two days and a lot of being pushed around and rubber stamp shit, forget about the paperwork, filling in that heap of shit was actually relaxing after all push-push and hush-hush - the hush-hush stands for the employees who told me "please sir, do not tell my boss that i want you to pay me some some baksheesh". Was it all this typical indian bureaucracy and the stress that comes with it or bad food, i know not but finally after all my time here i got the shits this morning! Amazing it hasn`t been there before, every tourist gets it and a lot of them all the time they are here.